sorelatable:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM
drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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angel-hearts:

disturbed-pro-ana:

ana-mia-help:

i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d:

im-not-ok-ay:

 

weary—soul:

betrayd:

do you ever just want to cut it all off

yes



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My dad saw me once grabbing my thighs when I was sitting down and he said, “Why don’t you just cut it off then?” and laughed. Little does he know i think about doing it everyday.

My boyfriend saw me doing this when I was getting ready for work. He grabbed my hands, put them underneath his, got down on his knees, and put both our hands on my belly. He started to rub our hands across my belly and he said “don’t hate the place that will be a home to our child”. I didn’t even know he wanted children.

Okay that last comment made my heart go fuzzy
middle-earth-madness:

how it actually happened…

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

image

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majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost
veraisastoner:


rlyhigh:

low key as fuck

still fucking amazed by this man