vagi2k14sodium:

let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience

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charmeleons:

reasons why you should date me

  • we can do the pillow fort
  • share an ENTIRE pizza
  • ((like a whole pizza just for us wow))
  • ???????
  • mario kart

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jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

If I had a dime for every time an adult man made me feel uncomfortable:

image

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bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

5,960 notes

res-ol:

rot4te:

someone come cuddle with me

please

54 notes

phobias:

dick so bomb i can use it as a medieval jousting stickĀ 

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tangledwing:

Morning glory at the beach. The thousand or more species of Morning glory belong to the family Convolvulaceae.